How Now?

One of many treasures Ericka has collected over the years is her set of "Colonial Cats," a series of cat dolls released when she was a little girl. Each cat doll represents one of the original 13 American colonies. 

 RE: post title - “How Now?” is one way colonial Americans greeted each other.

Green Porcelain Beauties

Breathtaking green urinals at the Los Angeles Theater. 

They don’t make them like this anymore. If they did, they would probably charge more to use them.

Engagement Photo

My, and Ericka's, engagement photo:

 

Library Interaction: Guard Dog

I approached a woman walking a dog in the library to let her know pets weren’t allowed. Of course, she claimed it was a service animal.

A few minutes later, another patron who had overheard the exchange gestured for me to come over. When I did, he leaned in and said in a confidential tone:

That’s no service animal. That’s a guard dog.  Because she’s got those HUGE TITS!!

Haha.

Library Interaction: Kill the Imbeciles

Lady upset about recent terrorist attack:

"It's in their religion. They want to kill all the imbeciles."

I'm sure she meant, "infidels," but whatever.

Hello, My Name is Unicorn

 It isn't often you see the word, "unicorn" written in a gore font.

"Hello, my name is UNICORN."