Monday, December 26, 2022

I'm Awesome

Ericka presented me with this badass card, which I love.
Text inside reads, "You're Awesome!"
Yes!
Thank you, Kitten!


Saturday, October 8, 2022

Supplement to "My Experience Falling Through a Bathroom Ceiling"

Referring back to My Experience Falling Through a Bathroom Ceiling, I’ve always wished someone had taken a picture. I tried using A.I. to approximate what it might have looked like to see me crashing through the ceiling of a high school restroom.

1.) The first attempt looks like a young Gary Numan spider crawling up a bathroom stall. It misses some important details: the falling debris that should be raining down around me and the suit jacket I was wearing at the time.


2.) The next image is more like it. It includes the bits of broken ceiling that accompanied my descent as well as my suit jacket. It also depicts me coming down on top of a toilet, which was an integral part of the experience. Also, I resemble Ryan in this image.


3.) In this one, I resemble Brother Todd - kick the door open! 


4.) The last one captures my confusion pretty well, though the toilet is crazily halfway up the wall:


Anyway, I guess you would have had to have been there.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Baby Announcements

Birth announcements for Anikka and Llyr, posted on social media:

Anikka Kathalyn; July, 2020.

Llyr Liev; March 2022.