Donald Kilbuck next to the St. Louis Arch. Fran flew him down in secret to surprise Jon Sr. for his birthday!
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Showing posts with label Kilbuck. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Saturday, May 16, 2020
Forward to G-ville
Forward to I Left My Heart in Gilliomville
By Donald Kilbuck
I could laugh and sometimes put on my shades and cry for all it's worth and be mad for just a little while and wonder if it's my eyes with my scope on Gilliomville.org and other ends of the earth that may clown me into laughter much for thoughts that aren't all into focus butt tasty places to chop the foods that people eat. u r what u eat.
By Donald Kilbuck
I could laugh and sometimes put on my shades and cry for all it's worth and be mad for just a little while and wonder if it's my eyes with my scope on Gilliomville.org and other ends of the earth that may clown me into laughter much for thoughts that aren't all into focus butt tasty places to chop the foods that people eat. u r what u eat.
I'm getting hungery and i only had
coffee this morning. I will go rake Harold's lawn about 1:00 PM and bring along
something to eat from Costco: a burned
Chicken for $5.99. Good price for a cooked chick.
[From
"I Left My Heart in Gilliomville," 2008]
Thursday, May 7, 2020
The Drunken Boat
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Valdez Harbor, crack of dawn. |
July 1, 1998 - In the early evening, I was surprised by a knock at the door. I looked through the peep-hole and saw Donald Kilbuck laughing his ass off in the stairwell for no apparent reason. He's tired of his job in Valdez and has returned to Anchorage. Further questioning revealed his Native Corporation Check is due so he won't have to worry about work for awhile.
He plans to use the money from his check to ferry his van to Kodiak where he'll stay until his next Native Check arrives. Then he will use that money to deliver himself back to Anchorage. Well, we all need something to do.
I ended up joining him on a spontaneous 6-hour drive to Valdez where he planned to deliver a bag of clothing to his friend, Patrick.
The roadtrip scenery was beautiful as always, but especially so considering the sunny weather, there was none of Valdez's characteristic rain. We rolled in to town around 2:00 a.m. & hung out at Ihe Sugarloaf Bar which is owned by the Village Inn (Donald's workplace for the past month).
Posted above the bar, for all to see, was a chalkboard with the message, "Today's Specials" painted on the top section of the frame. Instead of drink prices, the board said, "You're In Good Hands With Allstate - Jon D. Gilliom" & then my phone number! Donald's doing obviously. I have no idea how long it had been up there.
I was pleased to learn the bar did not close until 4:30 a.m. & started in on beer by the pitcher. Donald was determined to wait around until 3:30 a.m. & then go wake Patrick up & give him a ride to work (he works at the Sugarloaf too). The bar was a lot of fun & there were a lot of cool fishery workers in town from all over the country.
By closing time, Donald returned without Patrick. Apparently it was Patrick's night off & he did not appreciate the wake-up visit at all. As the bar began to close, a fellow named Chris offered to take us out on his boat, so we bought a six pack to go, the bartender charged us $18.00 for it! He claimed that since the bar was technically closed, he could get in a lot of trouble for selling. We were drunk enough to go through with the transaction.
At this point, we weren't sure if Chris was bullshitting us or not, but we were just going with the flow. Who cares? Sure enough, once we arrived at the dock, Chris pulled the battery out of his car, stuck it in a boat, and we were off.
As the sun came up, we were taking turns steering the boat around Valdez Harbor. It was beautiful and invigorating. When the beer was gone, we returned to the dock, reattached the car battery, and I offered to buy Chris breakfast in exchange for the boat ride. By now, it was after 7:00 a.m. and we were on our way to Sunday morning breakfast at the Totem Inn.
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Donald & Chris in the cabin. |
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Chris, our Captain. |
When we were finished, we carried Chris out. Luckily he was able to vaguely direct us to a friend's house (or we interpreted it that way). We left him laying on the front porch and then began our three hour drive back to Anchorage.
Location:
Valdez, AK, USA
Monday, May 4, 2020
Kilbuck Portrait
Amanda's portrait of Donald Kilbuck next to the man himself. Painted in the late 1990's.
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Donald & his portrait. |
Update: The portrait lives! 25 years later (Oct. 2023), Donald sent me a photo of the portrait in its current location in Soldotna; specifically, "Funny River at Little Way's from the Small Plane Airport."
Location:
Anchorage, AK, USA
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Econoliner (Road Hog Weekend)
[Originally posted as part of "Road Hog Weekend," on The Real World...Blogger Style!]
The legs were eventually removed so he could install bunk beds for his road trip to, and back from, Alaska. I was able to participate in the Green Econoliner's second Alaska trip in
1994 (documented in Van Log '94).
In Alaska, the green van was more often referred to as the, "green egg van." This is because of a fried egg sticker Todd had adhered to it. People always asked what it meant. They usually took it to be reference to, "This is your brain on drugs."
[Originally posted on The Real World...Blogger Style!, Feb. 12, 2006]
When I think of living in Alaska, I think of driving around in a Ford Econoliner from the late 1970s.
My brother Todd purchased our first Econoliner down in
Indiana. He added some special features to the original green van,
most notably: a set of sexy mannequin legs protruding from one of the back walls:
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Todd's customization job. |
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Mel, Laura, me, & Todd: Ready to set off to Alaska. |
One of the green Econoliner's cool features was that the walls were covered with yellow shag carpeting. Carpeted walls = comfort:
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Carpet. |
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The "Green Egg Van" in Seward, AK. |
While Todd drove and lived in the green egg van in Valdez, I relocated to Anchorage where I purchased a second, blue, Econoliner from a co-worker. This is the one I accidentally shot a hole in during my first day on a new job.
At the end of the salmon season, when Todd came back through town, the Gill Bros had two Econoliners on the streets of Anchorage.
After that summer, Todd left me the green van and flew back down to Indiana, so I was blessed with two Econoliners. I drove one and let Donald Kilbuck use the other one. They both made it through my first Alaskan winter.
The Green Egg van turned back to Todd when he returned the following summer. It was ultimately deserted in Valdez after its transmission went out. Reportedly
though, it would still drive in reverse for awhile and Todd tells me they would
occasionally take it on a short drive into town in reverse!
The blue van became Donald's and he continued to drive it into the late 1990s when it finally gave up the ghost. By then, it had a steel bar welded to the front, acting as a homemade bumper and a patchy blue pattern from Donald spray painting over rust spots.
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Let the Sun Shine: Donald & the blue Econoliner. |
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The blue Econoliner from my apartment window, Anchorage, 1997. |
[Originally posted on The Real World...Blogger Style!, Feb. 12, 2006]
Labels:
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Alaska,
automotive,
Gill Bros.,
Indiana,
Kilbuck,
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Saturday, April 18, 2020
Donald Kilbuck: Selected Correspondence In
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Donald (left) & me (right) in Anchorage; Winter, 1994. |
Excerpted from personal correspondence with Donald Wy. Kilbuck:
Hurry up and get up here with all the tools that you can find along the way.
Cash is good! With all my emotional cash shortage my wallet is empty. I feel fine even though i am broke i still have my truck too drive around with.
I guess in order to swim in this world we got to take care of our best beastly body.
God help us all i am not all here. This must be another hell hole that God made for all the bad people too enjoy. Lot of nuts at work.
I SEEN SOME WILD BIRD THAT NEEDED TO BE BLOW DARTED AT OR BOW N ARROW, BUT NOTHING AT HAND OR ANY CAMERA TO SHOOT THE FEATHERED FEAST.
I AM COMING DOWN WITH A COLD OR WHATEVER IT IS.
Jon! I will probably be at Dutch Harbor processing fish where the people will not be afraid of my straight forward threats that don't really mean anything.
I am harvesting all the ocean's flavors.
[Originally posted on I'm Nacho Steppinstone, June 29, 2004]
[Originally posted on I'm Nacho Steppinstone, June 29, 2004]
Location:
Alaska, USA
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Donald's Storage Unit, 1999
Donald visiting his storage unit at the end of the millennium.
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Donald's storage unit. |
Donald was a perpetual couch surfer who rarely had a fixed address. He would stay with friends or in halfway houses throughout southern Alaska. He kept many of his personal belongings in his van, but he also had a storage unit in Anchorage where he could offload some things when his van got too full. I visited his storage unit with him on several occasions when he needed something and had to dig through several boxes of unsorted items to find it.
Location:
Anchorage, AK, USA
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Meet Donald Kilbuck
This is Donald Wy. Kilbuck:
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Donald Kilbuck eating a tortilla in Homer, AK. |
I met Donald in Valdez, Alaska, and was surprised when he told me he'd just been released from prison. I guess at some point in the past, his brother-in-law had been violent toward Donald's sister, so Donald went after him with a knife. During the trial, the judge asked Donald if he had any remorse, and Donald replied, "Yes. I wish I would have done him in." He then laughed out loud about it, so he got the full extent of the sentence. He says his jail cell gave him a really good view of Mt. Redoubt's volcanic eruption in 1989.
Here we are (with my friend James, in the back) in Cordova:
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Donald, James, & me in Cordova, Alaska. |
Donald led us to believe he knew people who would put us up in Cordova, so we took the ferry over with him. Cordova is inaccessible by the highway system, so it was a unique chance to visit a place that isn't terribly easy to reach. We weren't very welcome when we showed up at the local preacher's house during dinner. He looked very surprised to see Donald but did not invite us in. Instead, we spent the night in a tent, in the rain, then explored town the next day.
[Originally posted on I'm Nacho Steppinstone, Feb. 6, 2004]
Location:
Alaska, USA
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Furthermore
By Donald Kilbuck
The Introduction for the
book! Real or reel! You may feel this introduction for all the feelings that
people have, has, fast, faster, motions may feel motionless, butt the earth may
swallow you up if you're not all there. The stink of whatever, if you wear it.
Although i got the tide, tightrobe, out into this Island and feel the changing
weather, and the emotions may catch all your feelings, vomit isn't all what it
seems. Getting a speeding ticket also.
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