Found Drawing: Awkward for the Public!

"Awkward for the public!"

Tribute to Nelda

Tribute to Nelda, from Albert.

Tribute to Nelda.

Found Drawing: I'm Stupid

Drawing found in a public library:

I'm stupid.

Found: FU Carina

Robert to Carina, "FU."

Found: Hate or Love Us

"Hate us or love us, be nice to us!"

Found: Don't Look at Me!

That's not my hand!

Don't look at me!

Happy September, You Bastard

My contribution to the arts:

Happy September, you bastard.

[Originally posted on The Real World...Blogger Style!, Sep. 3, 2004]

Innovations in Armrest Design

The second armrest looks way more comfortable than the first.

Medical Marvel

This drawing was on a notepad in the Gripco guard desk, so I would see it every time I worked.  I think I cropped it to remove phone numbers and names that were surrounding it.

I think it started as a weird design, then had a head and body added around it.  Somebody  must have thought it looked like a surgery and labelled it, "medical marvel."  

Pretty weird. Pretty worth saving.

"Medical Marvel."

Artist's Depiction

This is a drawing of what I looked like my senior year of high school. It is pretty accurate and was drawn by my girlfriend at the time (1988 or -89).  

"Doh" is something we would say when we were otherwise at a loss for words. I know Homer started saying on The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, so maybe it was out there in the collective unconscious back then. I learned if from my friend Julie who reported that is what her little sister said when she accidentally knocked over the salad bar at Rax. We did not say it fast, like Homer Simpson does ("DOH!). We said it more drawn out and bewildered ("Doooh) like, "wow" or "uh oh."

Me circa 1988-89.