Library Interaction: Guard Dog

I approached a woman walking a dog in the library to let her know pets weren’t allowed. Of course, she claimed it was a service animal.

A few minutes later, another patron who had overheard the exchange gestured for me to come over. When I did, he leaned in and said in a confidential tone:

That’s no service animal. That’s a guard dog.  Because she’s got those HUGE TITS!!

Haha.

Malfoy Photo Bomb

Visited Harry Potter Land at Universal Studios and look who was strolling along behind us!

When we got back home, Ericka and I ate at Olive Garden dressed in our wizard robes and our waitress asked what they meant. Apparently, the staff were speculating that we were in a cult!

Library Interaction: Kill the Imbeciles

Lady upset about recent terrorist attack:

"It's in their religion. They want to kill all the imbeciles."

I'm sure she meant, "infidels," but whatever.