Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Stef Milanovic, age. 24

The Mutter Museum in Pennsylvania needed to raise funds to preserve the Hyrtl Skull Exhibit, a collection of skulls that was used to debunk the pseudoscience of phrenology.  I did my part by sponsoring the 150 year old skull of Stef Milanovic, age. 24.



Saturday, November 23, 2013

Cat Thanksgiving, 2013, ft. Beezel


In 2013, Ericka brought her cats (and Beezel) over to my house for Thanksgiving. Since mine were native to my house, we dressed them as Indians and Ericka's cats as visiting pilgrims.  Great feast and fellowship! Happy Holidays!


Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Melon Shark

Yep, I made this.
For the Summer Reading Picnic, 2013.

Melon Shark.
Apparently, it later escaped and was found on the periphery of the Summer Reading picnic grounds:

Shark hazard in the bushes.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Laguna Beach Bike Rack

Surfboard stored in a bicycle rack outside Laguna Beach Library.

Bicycle rack outside Laguna Beach Library.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

The Hives Forever Forever The Hives

The Hives @ the Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Sep., 2012.



I patted lead singer, Pelle Almqvist, on the back when he walked out through the crowd.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Black Flag, ft. Ron Reyes

Ron Reyes fronting Black Flag, Santa Ana Observatory; July, 2013.

Ron Reyes w/ Black Flag.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Blood Shot Bill

Blood Shot Bill, the one-man rockabilly band, July, 2013.

Blood Shot Bill.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Jessica Hernandez & the Deltas

In the photo booth at Alex's Bar, Long Beach, CA; Sep., 2012.

Jessica Hernandez.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Saturday, June 22, 2013

The Muffs

The Muffs at Alex's Bar, Long Beach, CA; June, 2013.
I got to meet Kim Shattuck! I got to meet Kim Shattuck! I told her I used to play Blonder and Blonder all the time in the Alaskan Bush.

The Muffs.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Glancing Blow of Bird Shit

WTF? Glancing blow of bird shit across the bridge of my nose! Easily dealt with and much better than a direct hit or having it in the hair.  It kind of pinged me and kept on going.  What remained wiped right off. Not much.  Nobody even noticed.  Close call!



Thursday, June 20, 2013

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Red, White, & Brown

Dropped (not by me) on the sidewalk in Laguna Beach, California.

Red, White, & Brown.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Ink N Iron, 2013

My first Ink N Iron festival in Long Beach, ft. Iggy & the Stooges. I loved seeing the Fleshtones as well.

Ink N Iron, 2013.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Art Walkin', Motherfucker

My first Laguna Beach Artwalk, June, 2013.
In my stupid hat.
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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Short-Lived Hat

I bought this hat because Albert said it looked cool.  I didn't think so, but bought it on his recommendation.

For awhile, I would wear it on the bus when I rode in to work in Laguna Beach, but I eventually retired it. I think Goodwill has it now.

Selfie with hat.

Sign, Sign

Two signs, in profile.

Signs, profile view.

Monday, June 3, 2013

B.E.E.E.R.S.

Given to me at a local public library by an ancient hippy:


"B.E.E.E.R.S."
  Blisses
  Enjoyments
  Ecstacies
  Euphorias
  Raptures
  Salvations

God bless everyone with all my prayers

Joshuah Joseph Ames

(14-Jan.; 2014)

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Eat More Gyros

Gyros signs of southern California: "Eat more gyros."
OK!

Laguna Beach.
Los Angeles.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Who Would Read A Book?

Guy who the cops pulled out of the library is here at the bus stop. Really rowdy group on a nice warm summer night. 


Guy mentions not making it in to shelter tonight and having to get a room.  

Guy who got kicked out engages him, "What is it with you bums always having rooms everywhere? You're always talking about going to a room. Regular people earn $15/hour and $2 of it goes to people who don't work so they can have a meth party in a room".


He recognized me sitting at the stop reading and commented, "Who would read a book in the most beautiful city in the world? You would."


Correct.



Saturday, May 25, 2013

Journal Entry, Laguna Beach

Good God - The drunks and mentally ill transients who hang around the Laguna Beach bus stop at night.  Guy in a sports jersey is yelling into his cell phone. I could hear him clearly half a block away:  "I'm a muff diver! I'm a muff diver!!!"



Sunday, May 19, 2013

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Federline Hat

Under Albert's influence, I purchased a Federline hat at Nordstrom.  He says he will get one too if he finds a cheaper one.


We ate at the Japanese place in ISC. When the waiter first approached, Albert told him, "I want a beer."

The waiter responded, "We have Sapporo and Asahi."

Albert: "I want a beer.


Good food, but a bit over-priced.


Next day: Shit - I missed the bus. It was a little early. I am usually at the stop early just in case, but I was too busy admiring my hat this morning.

Bus driver said, "That's a nice hat."


Coming home, we have a couple of real lively homeless guys discussing music:

"The Black Crows were originally called the Four Horsemen."

"NOooo - The Four Horsemen was a MOVIE!"


The one who is the drunker of the two is really loud and friendly.  Keeps referencing his age, "I was 29 when I first saw the Black Crowes. Great band.  I'd never heard of them until my brother told me about them when I was 29.  Great band.  Great great band.  I first saw them when I was 29".

He also says Aerosmith's singer is "Gene Tyler". He saw them when he was 36.


Friday, April 19, 2013

Wall Art

Wall Art, Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA.

Grenade.

Pyramid of Force

I found this carved into the road; I think in Laguna Beach in 2013.

I used to call it the pyramid of death, but I think it is actually the pyramid of force.

Pyramid of Force.

Force
Kill All Police.
Kill All the people. All seven billion.
Death all Police.

wtf?

Monday, April 15, 2013

DUI Again?

DUI on April 12. Oh God, is it all over? I don't know. What was I thinking? 

Court date May 10. DMV hearing May 15. Fuck.


Fortunately there's a bus route between our house and Laguna Beach.  No transfers. How lucky is that??



I've hired Law Offices of Virginia Landry, the "DUI Queen". To help me with this. Car has $12,000 in damages, so somebody's insurance is going up.  Though the police have my license, driving privileges are not formally revoked until the court date. VL suggested going to DMV and applying for duplicate license, which I did.  I was actually up for renewal soon so I had a pop-quiz which I passed without studying. I wonder if it would help to mention that during my court hearing: that I know and respect the rules of the road and this was obviously out of character. Got a new picture on my DL which I wanted for a long time, but I look like a psychopath. Anyway, the license renewal lady commented I lost a lot of weight since last time.  Another lucky thing: It started raining while I was in DMV, but stopped by the time I got out. Lucky me.


In addition to drinking, I think I was also texting while driving.  Sandra received a text that said, "Waa" right about the time I looked up and saw that car in front of me.  Not gonna mention that part though. I think drinking is bad enough.


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Bird Watching Game

In playing the online bird watching game - much like in life, my intentional aim is a little off, but sometimes my error proneness compensates for it, putting me right on target.


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Cockney Rejects

Feb. 2013, Santa Ana, CA.
(w/ Youth Brigade)

The Cockney Rejects show.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Notes RE: Cro-Mags Show

I got off work early at 3:00 then shot straight out to L.A., avoiding the Friday rush hour traffic. This is where my lucky streak started. Next, I found a parking spot near Meltdown Comics that still had 2 hours credit in it plus my comics were half price! I was seeking out old underground comics in Meltdown, which they didn't have; but I found an awesome collection of Spain Rodriguez autobiographical stories about being a juvenile delinquent in the 1950s. Also grabbed a Hate anthology so I can see what that series is all about.  Both of these were half off!  Last day of the sale. Grabbed an old copy of SIN comics as well. Which appeared on somebody's list of favorite underground comics on the Internet. It was so-so.  The Spain book was awesome. Haven't read Hate yet.


Next, I drove to the show venue, parked across the street then walked over to a coney dog place where I figured I could kill an hour until the doors opened.  I ordered a coney and a "detroit style" hamburger (grilled onions and cold pickles - pretty tasty) and a beer. Needing to kill more time, I ordered another beer, then walked back to the venue where I learned they mis-announced the door time, so everybody had to stand around for another hour.  It was an all ages show and I love seeing the young kids dressed in hardcore gear. One girl had a badass jean jacket with a Black Flag "Everything Went Black" shrubbery shears panel on the back and a DK patch in front, split in half to accommodate the zipper. There were also a lot of older skinheads there plus the general population of hipsters and whatever.  I should practice small talking at times like this instead of just standing around.


Recollections:

Girl behind me talking to her friend was in the same situation I was:  From Orange County, bought the LA Cro-Mags tickets out of excitement, then a week or so later they announced a Santa Ana show which would have been much closer to home.

Little kid hanging out with the older skin heads. The skinheads all got way drunk later, when they asked what he was drinking, he would cross his arms like an X  to signify he was straight edge. He was probably 13 or 14 years old.

Guys in front of me talking shit.

The opening bands were ok.  The guy in one of the bands was good naturedly mocking the other bands:

"This next song is called Meth Mule."

"Def Leppard!!!????"

"Meth Mule!"

"I LOVE Def Leppard!!"


Strife was awesome, I got so excited I pushed over one of those speaker monitor things in front of the stage and was pulled out by security, but of course I returned through the front entrance. He noticed me in the crowd later and glared at me.


Cro-Mags were great!!!  It was actually just John Joseph, but if a true reunion is impossible, this is the iteration I would most like to see. He was awesome and intense.  I loved the show, though lost my cell phone trying to take a picture of him when the crowd surged. One highlight: Toward the end when people were climbing up on stage and diving off, a security guard was on each end of the stage trying to prevent people from climbing up. Somebody got up on one side of the stage, barreled across to the other side, and slammed into the security guard (the same one who threw me out earlier), knocking him off the stage and into the crowd.  Pretty awesome, even John Joseph cracked a smile.  Great show.


I had to work the next day, and about halfway through my shift, I could tell a bad cold was kicking in. I felt pretty lousy by the time I got home and was sick well into the next week, so I did not check out the Santa Ana show on Sunday.


Monday, December 31, 2012

Year in Status, 2012


Jan 1 - Dec 31, 2012:

I just really amused the Taxas Mexico cashier with my pronunciation of  "Tamarindo." • Homesick _ Watching German movies courtesy of Netflix • Off to Palm Springs w,' Sandra in the morning fora four-day Valentine's outing in the desert. • Laguna Woods ' 'Senor Summit"! Great way to spend a Friday. • Hiking up to Santiago Peak today Highest peak in Orange County, elevation 5,600 ft. There are supposedly a bunch of radio antennae up there, so maybe I will climb one of those as well. • Deep fried cherry pop tart • with Wendy and Bobbie at Frankie's tiki lounge • I like my women like I like my gelato good, cold, and bitter. • Sandra and I were just photographed by DiveBarCulture.com In L.A.s Koreatown. Trying some soup we saw on Anthony Bourdain. • Adopted out one cat yesterday, but brought home two more in its place. The adventure continues. • Sandra and I are celebrating our six-year wedding anniversary today We are accepting gins made of iron. Our number of years of marriage has finally surpassed our number of eats. • Malachi, creator of Axe Cop, just hit me with a foam axe. • Checking out the Dead Kennedys with a severe head cold aner work. Mixed feelings: equal parts excitement, nostalgia, and misery. • Damn it, my floor cleaning robot is rebelling whenever I set it to mop mode. Looks like I'll be the new Branch Manager for Laguna Beach Public Library. I start on the 19th Exciting! • $14 for a vodka-redbull? You bastards. • Looks like I'm gonna he the Gingerbread Man at the library's holiday festival. Need to get fitted fora costume. lean hardly believe it. • Ow- got a knee to the back of the head • I accidentally interrupted a Laguna Beach coven yesterday, so I won't be surprised if I'm a frog by next full moon. • Nothing kicks off a new year like a huge pot of homemade borscht. 

Sunday, December 30, 2012

When your holiday spirit is strong but your arms are tiny

My office Christmas ornament, holiday season 2012.

I think I kept it up into the following summer, if not later.


Saturday, December 29, 2012

Wanda Jackson

Wanda Jackson @ The Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Dec., 2012.

Wanda Jackson.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Weeded: Home Haircutting Techniques

I broke down and weeded this "Home Haircutting Techniques" (VHS, 1992) from my library's collection.


Saturday, December 8, 2012

Adolescents/T.S.O.L.

Crowd at the Adolescents/T.S.O.L. show; Santa Ana Observatory, Dec. 8, 2012.









T.S.O.L.

T.S.O.L. w/ the Adolescents @ The Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Dec. 8, 2012.

Girl stage diving during T.S.O.L.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

John Waters

 If you're paying to see John Waters speak, go ahead and spring for the meet-and-greet.
Dec., 2012.



He was kind of pissed the venue had these promotional cards in the lobby. For the meet and greet, he had a couple boxes of his latest book to sell and sign, but everybody just grabbed these cards and had him sign them.  I don't think he blamed anybody for doing that, but he was a little annoyed. He was like, "Where did you get these?"