Are You Hungry Tonight?

Found this in the discount shelves at Borders.

Apparently, Elvis used to love eating a whole plate full of mashed potatos.

Avatar Vault: 2011

I'm not sure why I used this as a social media avatar, but I did for awhile in 2011.

 

Found in the Library

One plastic zip lock bag containing three tablets of Viagra.

Placed in the Lost and Found.

Boyd Rice

Boyd Rice at the Roundhouse, London, U.K.; May, 2011.

My Plant/Cat Hack

The cats kept peeing in our plant.  This was my solution:

Hi Guys!

Hi Guys!

Hit Me

"Hit me!" - a recreation of a parking garage altercation witnessed by Albert Cortes. 

Transcription:

"Hit Me.

Hit me again.

Hit me again, bitch."

Albert saw it go down and he says this video doesn't do it justice at all.

Jon Sr. on Vacation

Jon Sr. & Fran @ Universal Studios' Terminator experience:

Action Heroes.

In the Jurassic Gift Shop:

Making Money: Venice Beach, pt. 1

Guy juggling knives for money at Venice Beach.

A selection of knives.

Catch!

Balancing & Juggling.

Making Money: Venice Beach, pt. 2

Guy walking on broken glass for money at Venice Beach.

Glass Walker.

Library Answer Line

I used to staff the library answer line.

I was moderately helpful.

Library Answer Line.

R.I.P. Randy Rhoads

While visiting San Bernardino, we stopped by the cemetery to visit Randy Rhoads' grave. He had a beautiful gravestone, purchased by Ozzy himself.

Digital Kilbuck

Tacos De Anda

 

A God Called Pastor

Came across this walking around in L.A.: Charlie House, A God Called Pastor. He's not getting me.

Great Shakeout

Earthquake preparedness flyer for our participation in the Great California Shakeout:

Great Shakeout flyer.

Found Note: Fuck You and Fuck Love

Note found in a public library:

Fuck you and fuck love.

Found List: Clubs

Found in a public library:

List of clubs.

List of clubs:

• Story makers
• Book lovers
• Jesus lovers
• Game makers

Tazah

I confess I only bought this product for the cool label.

Tazah: Honey with Nuts.

Super Performance

HONEY  -  TAZAH  -  NUTS

HONEY WITH NUTS

Bag It Up

The awesome store bag for Secret Headquarters comic shop, Los Angeles, CA.

Secret Headquarters store bag.