Jonnie 711's scrapbook. Expect no lofty platitudes here. *Now arranged chronologically!*
Monday, May 1, 2017
Engagement Photo
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Library Interaction: Guard Dog
I approached a woman walking a dog in the library to let her know pets weren’t allowed. Of course, she claimed it was a service animal.
A few minutes later, another patron who had overheard the exchange gestured for me to come over. When I did, he leaned in and said in a confidential tone:
That’s no service animal. That’s a guard dog. Because she’s got those HUGE TITS!!
Haha.
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Malfoy Photo Bomb
Friday, April 7, 2017
Library Interaction: Kill the Imbeciles
"It's in their religion. They want to kill all the imbeciles."
I'm sure she meant, "infidels," but whatever.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Hello, My Name is Unicorn
Sunday, November 6, 2016
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Friday, August 5, 2016
Reality Glitch
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Library Interaction: "Here's A Dollar"
Girl: "Here's a dollar."
Me: "Thanks!"
Girl: "I took it from the tip jar at Starbucks."
Me: "Thank you!"
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Twins
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Avatar Vault: Ericka
Monday, February 15, 2016
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Monday, January 4, 2016
Standing Tall Together
Friday, December 25, 2015
Oh, Deer
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Stockings to Stuff
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Pie In the Eye
The time I won a pie eating contest at Adventure Run.
It was really close between me and one other guy, but after being acknowledged as the winner, I spiked my empty pie tin in glory.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Obsolete Media
Audiocassettes and VHS from Laguna Beach Library's local history room, ready to be digitized and to live again.
Monday, October 19, 2015
Saturday, October 17, 2015
Willow Weaving
When you're making rustic furniture, it's a fine line between looking really good and looking really crappy.
- Rustic willow-weaving instructor
Ours both looked really good.























