Sunday, April 21, 2019

Ring, Rang, Wrung

Ring front door cam is in effect - Here's me getting the mail:

Jonnie in action.


Sunday, June 10, 2018

It Pays To Advertise

Store front, Lake Forest, CA; August, 2019:

Close up:



The wide angle view:


Fucking glorious how much effort went into a half-ass concept.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Leg Day, Starring Me!

I bought Ericka this set of leggings with my face on them and was a little bit surprised she actually wore them out in public, but she is cool like that. 

It got chilly later, so she wore my Original Misfits hoody too. Looking Good!

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Avatar Vault: Cup of J

Me and my coffee.

That's me in my coffee.

Cream printer, Tustin. They will print any digital image in your coffee foam. Fuck yeah, Batman!

This was my social media avatar in the late 2010s.


Tuesday, November 14, 2017

How Now?

One of many treasures Ericka has collected over the years is her set of "Colonial Cats," a series of cat dolls released when she was a little girl. Each cat doll represents one of the original 13 American colonies. 



 RE: post title - “How Now?” is one way colonial Americans greeted each other.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Green Porcelain Beauties


Breathtaking green urinals at the Los Angeles Theater. 

They don’t make them like this anymore. If they did, they would probably charge more to use them.


Sunday, July 2, 2017

Avatar Vault: Feast Mode

I used this avatar briefly. It is me with a turkey leg and cat pentagram shirt at Missouri Ren-Fair.


Thursday, April 20, 2017

Library Interaction: Guard Dog

I approached a woman walking a dog in the library to let her know pets weren’t allowed. Of course, she claimed it was a service animal.

A few minutes later, another patron who had overheard the exchange gestured for me to come over. When I did, he leaned in and said in a confidential tone:

That’s no service animal. That’s a guard dog.  Because she’s got those HUGE TITS!!

Haha.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Library Interaction: Kill the Imbeciles

Lady upset about recent terrorist attack:

"It's in their religion. They want to kill all the imbeciles."

I'm sure she meant, "infidels," but whatever.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Hello, My Name is Unicorn

 It isn't often you see the word, "unicorn" written in a gore font.


"Hello, my name is UNICORN."

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Drop Dead Gorgeous


Branch Manager Ericka at San Juan Capistrano Library's Day of the Dead event.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Pokéfreakout

While I was catching pokemon on the beach before work, I looked up from my phone and saw this:


Reality glitch.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Library Interaction: "Here's A Dollar"

Homeless girl puts a dollar in our Friends of the Library donation jar:

Girl: "Here's a dollar."
Me: "Thanks!"
Girl: "I took it from the tip jar at Starbucks."
Me: "Thank you!"

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Avatar Vault: Ericka

Ericka Avatar, circa 2016. Created by Viet.

Ericka.

Bonus: Jenny G., A.K.A. JDG:
Jenny.