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(courtesy of Levins, Hoag. American Sex Machines: The Hidden History of Sex at the U.S. Patent Office. 1996. Adams Media Corp. Holbrook Mass)
How to connect your wiener to a tape recorder:
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| How to attach your wiener to a tape recorder. |
From the original blog comments:
*Hahahaha, what would
be the point?
*To give it an
interview, of course!
*I don't want to ruin
the illusion, but I believe this diagram was from when computer data was stored
on tape rather than disk...but the notion of attaching a wiener to a tape deck
is much more intriguing than attaching a wiener to a computer, so I just ignored the original context.
*Why would anyone
attach their wiener to a computer? Is it like those monster movies where the
disembodied brain rules its minions via computer? Only in this case it is the
wiener that gives commands from its plasma tank.
*There must be a
million good reasons for attaching your wiener to a computer. Maybe take it's
temperature.
*A key here, being
that I'm a technical person, is how much bandwidth you could transmit by using
indirect contact. Your wiener knows more than he's letting on you know.
[Originally posted on I'm Nacho Steppinstone, Dec. 24, 2004]
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