Sign, Sign

Two signs, in profile.

Signs, profile view.

B.E.E.E.R.S.

Given to me at a local public library by an ancient hippy:

"B.E.E.E.R.S."

  Blisses

  Enjoyments

  Ecstacies

  Euphorias

  Raptures

  Salvations

God bless everyone with all my prayers

Joshuah Joseph Ames

(14-Jan.; 2014)

Eat More Gyros

Gyros signs of southern California: "Eat more gyros."

OK!

Laguna Beach.

Los Angeles.

Found: Graffiti Edit

Graffiti from a bathroom stall:

Life is once.

Live it Again.

Wall Art

Wall Art, Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA.

Grenade.

Pyramid of Force

I found this carved into the road; I think in Laguna Beach in 2013.

I used to call it the pyramid of death, but I think it is actually the pyramid of force.

Pyramid of Force.

Force

Kill All Police.

Kill All the people. All seven billion.

Death all Police.

wtf?

Exhausted

Exhausted at the taco place.

Exhausted at the Getty.

Found Note: Fight of the Two Dogs

Found note:

Imagery: 
The fight of the two dogs.

Cockney Rejects

Feb. 2013, Santa Ana, CA.
(w/ Youth Brigade)

The Cockney Rejects show.

Year in Status, 2012

Jan 1 - Dec 31, 2012:

I just really amused the Taxas Mexico cashier with my pronunciation of  "Tamarindo." • Homesick _ Watching German movies courtesy of Netflix • Off to Palm Springs w,' Sandra in the morning fora four-day Valentine's outing in the desert. • Laguna Woods ' 'Senor Summit"! Great way to spend a Friday. • Hiking up to Santiago Peak today Highest peak in Orange County, elevation 5,600 ft. There are supposedly a bunch of radio antennae up there, so maybe I will climb one of those as well. • Deep fried cherry pop tart • with Wendy and Bobbie at Frankie's tiki lounge • I like my women like I like my gelato good, cold, and bitter. • Sandra and I were just photographed by DiveBarCulture.com In L.A.s Koreatown. Trying some soup we saw on Anthony Bourdain. • Adopted out one cat yesterday, but brought home two more in its place. The adventure continues. • Sandra and I are celebrating our six-year wedding anniversary today We are accepting gins made of iron. Our number of years of marriage has finally surpassed our number of eats. • Malachi, creator of Axe Cop, just hit me with a foam axe. • Checking out the Dead Kennedys with a severe head cold aner work. Mixed feelings: equal parts excitement, nostalgia, and misery. • Damn it, my floor cleaning robot is rebelling whenever I set it to mop mode. Looks like I'll be the new Branch Manager for Laguna Beach Public Library. I start on the 19th Exciting! • $14 for a vodka-redbull? You bastards. • Looks like I'm gonna he the Gingerbread Man at the library's holiday festival. Need to get fitted fora costume. lean hardly believe it. • Ow- got a knee to the back of the head • I accidentally interrupted a Laguna Beach coven yesterday, so I won't be surprised if I'm a frog by next full moon. • Nothing kicks off a new year like a huge pot of homemade borscht. 

When your holiday spirit is strong but your arms are tiny

My office Christmas ornament, holiday season 2012.

I think I kept it up into the following summer, if not later.

Wanda Jackson

Wanda Jackson @ The Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Dec., 2012.

Wanda Jackson.

Weeded: Home Haircutting Techniques

I broke down and weeded this "Home Haircutting Techniques" (VHS, 1992) from my library's collection.

Adolescents/T.S.O.L.

Crowd at the Adolescents/T.S.O.L. show; Santa Ana Observatory, Dec. 8, 2012.

T.S.O.L.

T.S.O.L. w/ the Adolescents @ The Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Dec. 8, 2012.

Girl stage diving during T.S.O.L.

John Waters

 If you're paying to see John Waters speak, go ahead and spring for the meet-and-greet.
Dec., 2012.

He was kind of pissed the venue had these promotional cards in the lobby. For the meet and greet, he had a couple boxes of his latest book to sell and sign, but everybody just grabbed these cards and had him sign them.  I don't think he blamed anybody for doing that, but he was a little annoyed. He was like, "Where did you get these?"

Bad Brains

H.R. from Bad Brains, Santa Ana Observatory; Nov., 2012.

Bad Brains.

Found: Julia Clements & Frances w/ Bear

Photograph found in a library book.

Caption on back: "Julia Clements and Frances with bear c. 1952."

 

Eyeball Sucker

Eyeball lollypop.

I got six of them through Etsy.

Pastey Whyte

Wall art, Melrose Ave., Los Angeles.

Pastey Whyte.

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Los Angeles, CA; Nov. 9, 2012.

Jon Spencer.

Electric Eel Shock

Opening for Peelander Z; Bootleg Theater, Los Angeles, CA.

Sexy Water Buffalo

 I have this great water buffalo hat in my office. I keep it in my desk drawer in case of emergency.

Tribute to Nelda

Tribute to Nelda, from Albert.

Tribute to Nelda.

Fishbone

Dr. Mad Vibe @ the Fishbone show, Santa Ana, CA; Sep., 2012.

Fishbone.

Dead Kennedys

The Dead Kennedys at the Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Sep., 2012.
Orangecounty.com featured a photo of me head banging in the front row.

The Dead Kennedys show.

Gill Bros: Brushes with Greatness

Me & Stan Lee, Los Angeles, 2012.

Todd & Charo, Oahu, 1996.

Legends, But Make 'Em Chicks

Girl Thor:

Girl Chewbacca:

@ Stan Lee’s Comikaze, Los Angeles.

Those Darlins

Those Darlins @ the Observatory, Santa Ana, CA; Aug., 2012.

Those Darlins.

Fear

Fear @ Alex's Bar, Long Beach, CA: Aug., 2012.

 

Pizza Leopard

Celebrating Summer Reading, 2012.

Pizza Leopard.

Deadbolt

 Deadbolt in Santa Ana.

Found Note: My Grandparents Think I'm Gay

Note found in a public library:

My grandparents think I'm gay.

What's My Vice? Drugs!

According to Vegas, my vice is drugs!

Hulk It Up