Avatar Vault: Cup of J

Me and my coffee.

That's me in my coffee.

Cream printer, Tustin. They will print any digital image in your coffee foam. Fuck yeah, Batman!

This was my social media avatar in the late 2010s.

Where's Wispurr??

Happy New Year, where's Wispurr?

Out with the Old, In with the New

 Happy New Year, 2018!

How Now?

One of many treasures Ericka has collected over the years is her set of "Colonial Cats," a series of cat dolls released when she was a little girl. Each cat doll represents one of the original 13 American colonies. 

 RE: post title - “How Now?” is one way colonial Americans greeted each other.

Green Porcelain Beauties

Breathtaking green urinals at the Los Angeles Theater. 

They don’t make them like this anymore. If they did, they would probably charge more to use them.

Avatar Vault: Feast Mode

I used this avatar briefly. It is me with a turkey leg and cat pentagram shirt at Missouri Ren-Fair.

Engagement Photo

My, and Ericka's, engagement photo:

Library Interaction: Guard Dog

I approached a woman walking a dog in the library to let her know pets weren’t allowed. Of course, she claimed it was a service animal.

A few minutes later, another patron who had overheard the exchange gestured for me to come over. When I did, he leaned in and said in a confidential tone:

That’s no service animal. That’s a guard dog.  Because she’s got those HUGE TITS!!

Haha.

Malfoy Photo Bomb

Visited Harry Potter Land at Universal Studios and look who was strolling along behind us!

When we got back home, Ericka and I ate at Olive Garden dressed in our wizard robes and our waitress asked what they meant. Apparently, the staff were speculating that we were in a cult!

Library Interaction: Kill the Imbeciles

Lady upset about recent terrorist attack:

"It's in their religion. They want to kill all the imbeciles."

I'm sure she meant, "infidels," but whatever.

Hello, My Name is Unicorn

 It isn't often you see the word, "unicorn" written in a gore font.

"Hello, my name is UNICORN."

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Branch Manager Ericka at San Juan Capistrano Library's Day of the Dead event.

Reality Glitch

While I was catching pokemon on the beach before work, I looked up from my phone and saw this:

Kind of confused me.

Library Interaction: "Here's A Dollar"

Homeless girl puts a dollar in our Friends of the Library donation jar:

Girl: "Here's a dollar."
Me: "Thanks!"
Girl: "I took it from the tip jar at Starbucks."
Me: "Thank you!"

Twins

Ericka and Wispurr, my little loves.

Avatar Vault: Ericka

Ericka Avatar, circa 2016. Created by Viet.

Ericka.

Bonus: Jenny G., A.K.A. JDG:

Jenny.

Who Wore It Better?

Pet fashion contest held over social media,

Kizzy won:

Such Gall

Ericka got me this stuffed gall bladder to commemorate the removal of my real gall bladder.

Standing Tall Together

Donald Kilbuck next to the St. Louis Arch. 

Fran flew him down in secret to surprise Jon Sr. for his birthday!

Oh, Deer

When it's time to decorate for Christmas, I always think, "Deer!"

Since 2015, these deer, and more, have been a staple of my holiday festivities. They fit perfectly on top of a flat screen TV.

Christmas deer on the TV, 2015.