I kept a copy of this mimeographed poem since junior high.
I think it still holds up after 35 years.
ABOUT PEE
The sun pees in his bed
A horse pees out his tail
A duck pees by his mouth
A ghost pees out of his nose
A spaceman pees on top of his saucer
A hog pees from his ears and makes tears
A chair pees by his legs
Teeth pee by the point of a gumdrop
A toilet pees in a bowl
A man pees in his mouth
A man pees on top of the museum
A dog pees on top of the furniture
A cat pees on food - echk!
A cat pees on dog mess
A drawer pees where the flies live
A jacket pees by the zipper
A coat pees out its pocket
A devil pees by the fork and tail
A boat pees out the propeller
A garbage can pees on people's hands
A flower pees on the stems
- Ronald and Ellen
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